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<?php /** * POOKIE ASSET CONFIG * * All image paths point to images/ folder. * Replace placeholders with real photos/assets. * Read the 'notes' for each one — that's how the image should look. */ return [ // ─── NAME VARIATIONS ───────────────────────────────────── // sprinkle these randomly throughout the page 'names' => ['pookie', 'pook', 'pookadook', 'sir pookington', 'the pook', 'pookster', 'pookieboy', 'king pook'], // ─── COLOR PALETTE ─────────────────────────────────────── 'colors' => [ 'bg' => '#f2f0e4', // warm cream, like old notebook paper 'primary' => '#2dd4bf', // teal — main energy 'secondary' => '#84cc16', // lime green — accent pop 'accent' => '#3b82f6', // electric blue — buttons/links 'dark' => '#1e293b', // navy — text 'highlight' => '#fbbf24', // golden yellow — highlighter pen effect 'danger' => '#f97316', // orange — for emphasis/alerts ], // ─── MAIN PHOTOS ───────────────────────────────────────── // These should ALL be cut out from their background (transparent PNG) // with a chunky white border around them like actual stickers. // Slightly imperfect edges — not a clean photoshop cutout, // more like someone traced around them with scissors. 'photos' => [ 'hero' => [ 'path' => 'images/pookie-hero.jpg', // NOTES: The main pook.jpg photo, cut out from background. // Add a thick (~8px) white border that's slightly uneven/wobbly. // Like someone printed it, cut it out with safety scissors, and stuck it on. // Transparent background. Should be about 500px tall. // This is THE photo — the one that's already on the site. ], 'judging' => [ 'path' => 'images/pookie-judging.png', // NOTES: Pookie giving a judgmental side-eye look. // Same sticker cutout treatment — wobbly white border, transparent bg. // Smaller than hero, maybe 250px wide. Slightly tilted/rotated. // Used as a decorative sticker on the page. ], 'sleepy' => [ 'path' => 'images/pookie-sleepy.png', // NOTES: Pookie mid-nap or looking drowsy. Eyes half closed. // Sticker cutout style. Maybe 200px wide. // Add little hand-drawn "zzz" doodles near his head if possible. ], 'excited' => [ 'path' => 'images/pookie-excited.png', // NOTES: Pookie looking hyped — mouth open, big energy. // Sticker cutout, same wobbly border treatment. // Around 250px wide. This one should look slightly chaotic. ], 'glamour' => [ 'path' => 'images/pookie-glamour.png', // NOTES: The "serving" photo. Pookie looking his absolute best. // Maybe from a slightly low angle so he looks powerful/majestic. // Sticker cutout. Could add a hand-drawn crown doodled on top. // About 300px wide. ], ], // ─── STICKER OVERLAYS ──────────────────────────────────── // These are decorative stickers scattered around the page. // ALL should look hand-drawn / MS Paint / sharpie-on-paper style. // Transparent backgrounds. Imperfect and charming. 'stickers' => [ 'crown' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-crown.png', // NOTES: A badly drawn gold/yellow crown. Like a kid drew it with markers. // Chunky uneven lines, maybe some color bleeding outside the lines. // About 120px wide. Used to hover above pookie's head. ], 'sunglasses' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-sunglasses.png', // NOTES: Oversized "deal with it" sunglasses, drawn with thick black marker. // Slightly crooked. One lens maybe bigger than the other. // About 150px wide. Gets placed on pookie's face on hover/click. ], 'bone' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-bone.png', // NOTES: Classic dog bone shape but drawn badly. Like with crayon. // White bone with thick black outline that wobbles. // About 80px wide. Scattered as decoration. ], 'star' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-star.png', // NOTES: Hand-drawn star, not symmetrical at all. One point longer than others. // Filled in with yellow/gold, black marker outline. // About 60px. Used floating around pookie. ], 'heart_scribble' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-heart.png', // NOTES: A heart drawn like someone scribbled it fast with a pen. // Not filled in — just the outline, maybe gone over 2-3 times // so the lines overlap messily. Red or teal colored. // About 50px. ], 'lightning' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-lightning.png', // NOTES: Chunky lightning bolt. Drawn with thick marker. // Yellow/gold fill, black outline. Looks like it belongs // in a kid's comic book. About 80px tall. ], 'fire' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-fire.png', // NOTES: MS Paint style fire. Orange and red, blobby shapes. // Should look like someone drew it with the spray paint tool. // About 60px. Used for "pookie is fire" moments. ], 'arrow_down' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-arrow.png', // NOTES: Big chunky hand-drawn arrow pointing down. // Like someone drew it with a sharpie on a whiteboard. // Teal or blue colored. About 100px tall. // Points at the email signup. ], 'sparkle' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-sparkle.png', // NOTES: Four-pointed sparkle/twinkle drawn with marker. // Not perfect — each point a slightly different length. // Teal or lime colored. About 40px. Scattered around text. ], 'paw' => [ 'path' => 'images/sticker-paw.png', // NOTES: Dog paw print but drawn crudely. Like a rubber stamp // that got too much ink. Slightly smudged looking. // Dark navy or teal. About 50px. Used for mouse trail. ], ], // ─── TAPE STRIPS ───────────────────────────────────────── // Used to "tape" photos and elements to the page 'tape' => [ 'strip_1' => [ 'path' => 'images/tape-1.png', // NOTES: A piece of scotch/washi tape, slightly transparent. // Maybe 150px wide, about 30px tall. Slightly rotated. // Could be a fun color — teal or lime. Semi-transparent. // Placed diagonally over corners of photos to look "taped on." ], 'strip_2' => [ 'path' => 'images/tape-2.png', // NOTES: Another tape strip, different angle/color than strip_1. // Maybe patterned — tiny stars or dots on it (washi tape vibes). // About same size. Gives variety when taping different elements. ], ], // ─── TEXTURES / BACKGROUNDS ────────────────────────────── 'textures' => [ 'paper' => [ 'path' => 'images/texture-paper.jpg', // NOTES: Notebook paper texture. Slightly crumpled/worn. // Off-white/cream colored. The kind with faint blue horizontal lines // and a red margin line on the left. Tileable/repeatable. // This tiles as the page background. ], 'ripped_edge' => [ 'path' => 'images/texture-rip.png', // NOTES: A torn/ripped paper edge. White paper with the ragged // torn edge on one side, transparent on the other. // About 800px wide. Used as a section divider. ], ], // ─── ROTATING THOUGHTS ─────────────────────────────────── // pookie's inner monologue — cycles through these 'thoughts' => [ "pookie is thinking about treats rn", "pookie woke up cute again. rough life.", "the audacity of the vacuum cleaner", "why does the mailman keep coming back", "being gorgeous is exhausting but pookie manages", "pookie deserves a second breakfast. and a third.", "that squirrel knows what it did", "pookie's hair is better than yours and we both know it", "nap time isn't a phase it's a lifestyle", "pookie's not spoiled. pookie is well-curated.", "the couch is pookie's throne. you sit on the floor.", "who authorized the cat to live here", "pookie is literally perfect and has the audacity to know it", "pookie is plotting world domination (right after this nap)", "the vet is pookie's villain origin story", "pookie didn't choose the pook life. the pook life chose pookie.", "someone tell the neighbor's dog to stop looking at pookie", "pookie sneezed and three people said bless you. as they should.", "pookie's walk isn't exercise it's a public appearance", "the treat jar is looking real empty and pookie is looking real sad", ], // ─── MARQUEE PHRASES ───────────────────────────────────── // scrolling across the top like a stock ticker but unhinged 'marquee' => [ "pookie ate that ✦", "certified cute boy ✦", "no thoughts just vibes ✦", "main character energy ✦", "ur fave could never ✦", "pookadook supremacy ✦", "it's giving icon ✦", "the pook abides ✦", "unbothered. moisturized. in pookie's lane. ✦", "pookie 2028 ✦", ], // ─── CLICK RESPONSES ───────────────────────────────────── // when you click pookie's photo 'click_responses' => [ "yes. pet the screen. pook allows it.", "obsessed much? honestly? valid.", "three times?? absolutely down bad for the pook.", "ok bestie you clearly need pookadook's newsletter.", "stop clicking and subscribe. sir pookington demands it. 💅", "still going?? pookie respects the commitment.", "this is getting weird and pook is into it.", ], ];

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